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"DIVE RIGHT IN!" - walk to pool, dive in pool

"FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS IS HARD!" - walk to wheelbarrow, kick wheelbarrow, pick up cement, walk to pool, throw cement in pool

"GET OVER HERE!" - walk to harpoon, pick up harpoon, walk to pool, use harpoon on fat kid

"HEADSHOT!" - walk to harpoon, pick up harpoon, walk to pool, use harpoon

"THE GAMBLER" - walk to pool, jump in pool

"THUMB UP YOUR BUTT" - do nothing/ waste clock

"BUTTERFLY EFFECT" - walk to quarter, pick up quarter, walk to rocket, put quarter in rocket, jump in rocket, press green button

"I`M NOT DEAD YET!" - walk to quarter, pick up quarter, walk to rocket, put quarter in rocket, jump in rocket, press red button

"STATUESQUE" - walk to wheelbarrow, kick wheelbarrow, pick up cement, open cement, walk to pool, throw cement in pool

I hope this helps :D