Total Medals Earned: 1,177 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,370 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/295 points)
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Die 50 times
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 20
Finished Level 40
Rated A on all levels
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.